if only i could lose weight like i lose friends

(via lo-fts)

(Source: bradpittbull, via mattcarnell)

me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar


I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(Source: evolved-emo, via mattcarnell)